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β Keep Kalm and Buy Corn β Classic Mug π½
β Keep Kalm and Buy Corn β Classic Mug π½
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                    Some people panic. Others stay kalm and stack. Whether youβre sipping your morning coffee, fueling up with afternoon tea, or just watching the fiat world burn, this sturdy, sleek ceramic mug reminds you of the golden rule: Keep Kalm and Buy Corn.
A playful take on the classic phrase, this mug is perfect for Bitcoiners who know that dips are discounts, volatility is opportunity, and there is no second best. With a glossy finish, lead-free materials, and a microwave-safe build, itβs the ultimate HODL fuel container.
Why Youβll Love It:
β HODL-Friendly Capacity β Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes to keep you caffeinated through bull & bear markets.
β Sturdy & Sleek Design β Durable ceramic construction with a glossy finish.
β Microwave & Dishwasher Safe β No need for extra stepsβjust heat, sip, and repeat.
β Lead & BPA-Free β Because sound money deserves sound materials.
β Bitcoin Inside Joke β Subtle enough for the office, legendary among those who get it.
Product Details:
β Material: Ceramic
β Sizes: 11 oz (3.85" height, 3.35" diameter) & 15 oz (4.7" height, 3.35" diameter)
β Finish: Glossy
β Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe
β Safety: Lead and BPA-free
π‘ Perfect for: Bitcoiners, dip-buyers, and anyone who believes corn π½ is the future. Whether you're stacking sats or just stacking refills, this mug keeps you in the right mindset.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.
A playful take on the classic phrase, this mug is perfect for Bitcoiners who know that dips are discounts, volatility is opportunity, and there is no second best. With a glossy finish, lead-free materials, and a microwave-safe build, itβs the ultimate HODL fuel container.
Why Youβll Love It:
β HODL-Friendly Capacity β Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes to keep you caffeinated through bull & bear markets.
β Sturdy & Sleek Design β Durable ceramic construction with a glossy finish.
β Microwave & Dishwasher Safe β No need for extra stepsβjust heat, sip, and repeat.
β Lead & BPA-Free β Because sound money deserves sound materials.
β Bitcoin Inside Joke β Subtle enough for the office, legendary among those who get it.
Product Details:
β Material: Ceramic
β Sizes: 11 oz (3.85" height, 3.35" diameter) & 15 oz (4.7" height, 3.35" diameter)
β Finish: Glossy
β Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe
β Safety: Lead and BPA-free
π‘ Perfect for: Bitcoiners, dip-buyers, and anyone who believes corn π½ is the future. Whether you're stacking sats or just stacking refills, this mug keeps you in the right mindset.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.
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