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πŸš€ To The Moon – Oversized T-Shirt Dress πŸŒ•

πŸš€ To The Moon – Oversized T-Shirt Dress πŸŒ•

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Some styles are temporary. Moon missions are forever. This "To The Moon" oversized t-shirt dress is the ultimate all-in-one wardrobe essentialβ€”effortlessly stylish, incredibly comfortable, and versatile enough for any occasion. Whether you're dressing it up with a jacket, keeping it casual with sneakers, or just lounging after a long night of stacking sats, this dress is ready for liftoff.

Made from smooth, stretch fabric, this dress offers a relaxed, oversized fit with drop shoulders and widened sleeves for that perfect blend of comfort and effortless streetwear cool.

Why You’ll Love It:
βœ” Weightless Comfort – Soft, breathable fabric with the perfect amount of stretch for all-day wear.
βœ” Oversized & Effortless Fit – A relaxed silhouette with dropped shoulders for a laid-back, moon-bound vibe.
βœ” Wear It Your Way – Rock it as a dress, a nightie, or even a long oversized teeβ€”because flexibility is key.
βœ” Minimalist & Statement-Making – No unnecessary extrasβ€”just a dress that embodies the only direction that matters: up.
βœ” Built to Last – Durable polyester-spandex blend keeps its shape moon mission after moon mission.

Product Details:
βœ” Fabric Composition (EU): 96% polyester, 4% spandex
βœ” Fabric Composition (US): 93% polyester, 7% spandex
βœ” Fabric Weight (EU): 6.34 oz./yd.Β² (215 g/mΒ²)
βœ” Fabric Weight (US): 7.08 oz./yd.Β² (240 g/mΒ²)
βœ” Fit: Oversized with lowered armholes, widened sleeves, and drop shoulders
βœ” Sourced From:

US components: Sourced from Mexico
EU components: Sourced from Lithuania
πŸ’‘ Perfect for: Bitcoiners, moon chasers, and anyone who believes the best is yet to come. Whether you’re celebrating a bull run, stacking dips, or just enjoying the ride, this dress is ready for takeoff. πŸš€

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde and azo dyes level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.

Size guide

Β  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 33 β…› 25 ΒΌ 35 β…œ
S 34 ⅝ 26 ΒΎ 37
M 36 ΒΌ 28 β…œ 38 ⅝
L 39 β…œ 31 Β½ 41 ΒΎ
XL 42 Β½ 34 ⅝ 44 β…ž
2XL 45 ⅝ 37 ΒΎ 48
Β  CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
XS 84 64 90
S 88 68 94
M 92 72 98
L 100 80 106
XL 108 88 114
2XL 116 96 122
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