Bitcoin Apparel Without Making You a Target
Tired of the same loud Bitcoin T-shirts that make you a walking target for questions, debates, or worse? Silent Stasher lets you express your dedication without broadcasting it to strangers. Our designs are crafted with subtle nods—only recognized by those who already speak the language.
Stay Private. Stay Sovereign. Stay Silent.
Go to the gym without the annoying "So, what's Bitcoin?" questions. Walk the streets without signaling your wealth. Connect with those who get it—without explaining yourself.
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...with privacy in mind. No flashy branding, no nosy neighbors, just your order—straight to you.
High-Quality Prints
Not just another boring black tee. Unique, bold designs that actually say something. No corporate logos, just statements worth wearing.
Fighting the Stupidity
...one shirt at a time.We don’t do “greenwashing.” We just make products that don’t suck.
Bitcoiners For Bitcoiners
Want a design on a different product? Let us know. No middlemen, no nonsense—just people making things for people.
Our Products
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Fiat Is Retro T-Shirt – Bitcoin Maximalist Cotton Tee | Silent Stasher
Regular price €35,00 EURRegular priceSale price €35,00 EUR -
? Retro Edition – Cropped Fleece Hoodie ?
Regular price €45,00 EURRegular priceSale price €45,00 EUR -
? "There Is No Second Best" – Under Armour® Dad Hat ?
Regular price €33,00 EURRegular priceSale price €33,00 EUR -
"Say No to KYC" – Lightweight Cotton T-Shirt
Regular price €19,00 EURRegular priceSale price €19,00 EUR
At Silent Stasher privacy meets personality—because being discreet doesn’t mean being dull.
Our designs are crafted for Bitcoiners, by Bitcoiners, blending stealth and boldness in a way only the community understands. We ditch the obvious Bitcoin logos for subtle yet striking signals, using vibrant colors and creative designs that celebrate the Bitcoin ethos without making you a target. Whether you're hitting the gym, walking the streets, or stacking sats in style, our apparel lets you express your conviction without explanation. Bitcoin is freedom—wear it your way.
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