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? Keep Calm and Buy Corn – Classic Cotton T-Shirt ?
? Keep Calm and Buy Corn – Classic Cotton T-Shirt ?
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Some things never go out of style—like sound money and a good t-shirt. The "Keep Calm and Buy Corn" tee is a lighthearted reminder that when the market shakes, stackers stay steady. Designed with premium combed and ring-spun cotton, this soft, lightweight t-shirt is perfect for everyday wear, meetups, or just making a quiet statement.
No need to stress, no need to panic—just keep calm, keep stacking, and let time do the rest.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft & Lightweight – Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
✔ Stacker-Approved Fit – Pre-shrunk fabric with the right amount of stretch for a flattering, classic fit.
✔ Minimalist & Bold – No unnecessary fluff—just clean design with a message that matters.
✔ Built to Last – Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability over time.
✔ Effortlessly Versatile – Wear it solo, layer it up, or pair it with denim for an easy, classic look.
Product Details:
✔ Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
✔ Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
✔ Fit: Soft, lightweight, and flattering for all body types
✔ Construction: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for long-lasting wear
✔ Sourced From: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
? Perfect for: Bitcoiners, dip buyers, and anyone who understands that patience is a strategy. Whether you’re at a meetup, conference, or just chilling, this tee keeps the message simple: stack, chill, repeat.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.
No need to stress, no need to panic—just keep calm, keep stacking, and let time do the rest.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft & Lightweight – Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
✔ Stacker-Approved Fit – Pre-shrunk fabric with the right amount of stretch for a flattering, classic fit.
✔ Minimalist & Bold – No unnecessary fluff—just clean design with a message that matters.
✔ Built to Last – Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability over time.
✔ Effortlessly Versatile – Wear it solo, layer it up, or pair it with denim for an easy, classic look.
Product Details:
✔ Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
✔ Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
✔ Fit: Soft, lightweight, and flattering for all body types
✔ Construction: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for long-lasting wear
✔ Sourced From: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
? Perfect for: Bitcoiners, dip buyers, and anyone who understands that patience is a strategy. Whether you’re at a meetup, conference, or just chilling, this tee keeps the message simple: stack, chill, repeat.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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