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🎞 Retro Edition – Under Armour® Athletic T-Shirt 🎞

🎞 Retro Edition – Under Armour® Athletic T-Shirt 🎞

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Old-school durability, built for modern performance. The Retro Edition Under Armour® athletic t-shirt is designed for those who value strength, endurance, and low-key style—whether you’re lifting, running, or grinding through a tough workout. Made with lightweight, quick-drying fabric, this premium performance tee keeps you comfortable while pushing your limits.

And what’s more retro than fiat money?

💸 Fiat Is Retro. 💸
Just like outdated gym gear, bulky MP3 players, and old-school fitness trends, fiat currency is stuck in the past—inflating away while real value holds strong. This t-shirt is for those who know when to upgrade—whether it’s their mindset, their money, or their training.

🔑 Keep it stealthy. You don’t need to hit the gym with a giant Bitcoin logo screaming for attention—real stackers move in silence. This tee lets you train without distractions, staying low-profile but high-performance.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Performance-Driven Fabric – Lightweight, breathable, and quick-drying for intense workouts.
✔ Athletic Fit & Mobility – Unisex sizing, relaxed fit, and split hem for unrestricted movement.
✔ Stealthy Yet Premium – Subtle Heatseal Under Armour® logo, no loud branding.
✔ Minimalist & Functional – A classic, versatile design built for the gym, trails, or everyday wear.
✔ Durability That Lasts – 60% cotton, 40% polyester blend designed to handle tough sessions.

Product Details:
✔ Material: 60% cotton, 40% polyester
✔ Fabric Weight: 7.41 oz./yd² (251.24 g/m²)
✔ Fit: Unisex sizing, relaxed fit
✔ Features: Split hem for flexibility, Heatseal Under Armour® logo
✔ Designed for: Running, hiking, gym sessions, and everyday wear

💡 Perfect for: Bitcoiners who train hard but don’t need a walking billboard. Whether you’re hitting PRs, stacking reps, or stacking sats, this Retro Edition performance tee keeps you moving without making noise.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches)
S 29 39 9 ¼
M 29 ½ 42 9 ½
L 30 45 9 ¾
XL 31 48 10
2XL 32 51 10 ¼
  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm)
S 73.7 99 23.5
M 75 106.7 24.1
L 76.2 114.3 24.8
XL 78.7 122 25.4
2XL 81.3 129.5 26
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