Silent Stasher
Keep Calm and Buy Corn – Classic Cotton T-Shirt
Keep Calm and Buy Corn – Classic Cotton T-Shirt
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Some things never go out of style; like sound money and a good t-shirt. The "Keep Calm and Buy Corn" tee is a light hearted reminder that when the market shakes, stackers stay steady. Designed with premium combed and ring-spun cotton, this soft, lightweight t-shirt is perfect for everyday wear, meetups, or just making a quiet statement.
No need to stress, no need to panic; just keep calm, keep stacking, and let time do the rest.
Soft & Lightweight: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
Stacker-Approved Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric with the right amount of stretch for a flattering, classic fit.
Minimalist & Bold: No unnecessary fluff; just clean design with a message that matters.
Built to Last: Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability over time.
Effortlessly Versatile: Wear it solo, layer it up, or pair it with denim for an easy, classic look.
Product Details:
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Fit: Soft, lightweight, and flattering for all body types
Construction: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for long-lasting wear
Sourced From: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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